1.5M ratings
277k ratings

See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
marisatomay
why-bless-your-heart

Personally I always felt like Hobbits age at roughly the same rate as exceptionally healthy humans and that the reason they don’t come of legal age until 33 is because have you met people in their 20s because Tolkien did

why-bless-your-heart

Funny: Pippin is an idiot because he’s not an adult yet.

Funnier: Pippin is an idiot because he’s 28.

godzillasflyingpizza

jolkien rolkien rolkien tolkien, an actual college professor: none of you are fucking valid

me, a 29-and-a-half year old: i mean, but is he wrong

Source: why-bless-your-heart
hcsperrhodos
vampireapologist

trying to figure out how to do my makeup and outfit so it looks like I’m always under the shade of a tree in mid-june. just the shadowed silhouettes of leaves blowing in a gentle wind shadowed on my thighs and shoulders. you can smell honeysuckle and occasionally something cooking outside on a grill. distant sound of wind chimes and rustling grass. it’s warmer around me. anyone have a tutorial for that

Source: vampireapologist
twylyfe
murdershegoat:
“ murdershegoat:
“ leo dicaprio was nominated five times in twenty two years
amy adams was nominated five times in eight years.
it took her less than half the time it took him to get the same number of nominations.
her performances are...
murdershegoat

leo dicaprio was nominated five times in twenty two years

amy adams was nominated five times in eight years. 

it took her less than half the time it took him to get the same number of nominations.

her performances are poignant, subtle, always beautifully delivered. 

the fact she wasn’t even nominated for arrival is an absolute atrocity.

this is the hill on which i die.

murdershegoat

i dream of a day where this is no longer relevant 

Source: twitter.com
twylyfe
honeyvrgo

the fact that amy adams didn’t win for sharp objects makes my blood fucking boil she is the most underrated actesss of our generation and this is legitimately her best role to date and the fact that once again she has been overlooked is unforgivable AND she has just as many oscar nominations as leonardo decaprio and there was a whole ass movement about giving him an oscar bc he had been nominated so many times. where is that kind of passion for miss adams???? and on top of that she’s gotten as many nominations as he has in a shorter period of time. we need more love and respect and recognition for amy adams this is the hill i will die on

Source: honeyvrgo !!!!!!! my fav at least patricia clarkson won she was amazing in it too but amy deserves all of the awards and sharp objects is loterally one of the best shows ive ever seen
marisatomay
kingasgore

i lose it every time i see ppl say “i know this doesn’t fit my blog but-” lmao imagine only having a small set of interests and running a consistent blog

kingasgore

fuckin nerds: hello, welcome to my blog!! i just post about sailor moon and cute aesthetic things :)

me, an intellectual: this is the Tomfuckery Corner™️, i either go here to scream about my ultimate hyperfixation of the day, rant about the american government, or casually have a breakdown. which one will it be this time? who knows???? regardless, it’ll be at the expense of my followers’ enjoyment

Source: kingasgore-moved